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TOP TEN SHOCKING REVELATIONS IN CLINTON'S NEW BIOGRAPHY
10. Regretted not serving in military after learning about the
free meals
9. Has had sex in every Taco Bell in District of Columbia
8. When he first entered the White House, he yelled, "Look
Hillary! Indoor plumbing!"
7. Only real father figure he ever had? Janet Reno
6. Secret goal: beat Wilt Chamberlain's career record of
20,000 women
5. Whatever his problems are, it ain't for lack of a good
breakfast
4. As grade school homeroom representative, ordered safety
patrol to round up cute girls
3. Privately refers to Newt Gingrich as "a bitch"
2. While studying at Oxford, got it on with the Queen
1. Real name: Bubba Bubba-Ghali
Playout - "Revolution"
Letterman, Tuesday, February 7, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995